Wine & No Cheese

Thoughts on the Wine & Cheese Fundraiser from last night:

• Wearing ridiculously tall heels might not have been a good plan for a standing-only event
• Because cheese was not included in the $55/couple admission price, I'm feeling a little misled
• True wine connoisseurs should have known better than to spend 10 minutes discussing the bouquet and aroma of each wine in a long line full of cops and firemen.  They were really taking their lives in their own hands
• The people from my neighborhood rock, including the parents who decided to hang with us at Cork & Kerry afterwards
• School fundraisers don't always suck
• I could support a family on what my babysitter makes an hour

That's all I got except this big bottle of Excedrin Migraine and a fine story about how you can determine whether a 7-year-old has suffered a concussion after slamming his forehead into a pole at the park while spinning madly around on a swing.

More on that tomorrow.