In reviewing some of my past posts, I feel the disparate array of subjects, tones, and obsessions all point to one thing:
I am a schizophrenic blogger.
Sticking to a central theme or tone is difficult for me. This week, all I want to write about is how miserable I am eating carrot sticks and Subway on my new Weight Watchers' program. But I'm scared that would turn me into a weight loss blogger.
I'm also cheap and find great deals, so am I a couponing blogger?
I write a lot of crap about my kids, and considering the title, I most certainly have got to be a mommy blogger, right?
But I can be funny (or at least that's what my dad tells me), so perhaps I am a humor blogger?
My mood shifts between light and dark. Happy and sad. Angry and buzzed.
I feel like Meredith Brooks in her "Bitch" song.
This could all just be the hunger talking.
I miss sugar.