But I would be lying.
I miss sh*t like the stuff my friend Colleen has been posting on Facebook. She has been getting a little annoyed by the ancient sandwich that has taken up permanent residence in the office refrigerator. For days and days, the sandwich has gone unclaimed. Uneaten. Unloved.
So Colleen, having a wicked sense of humor, has decided to add appendages to it every day in hopes of getting the owner's attention:
|The eyes have it.|
|The poor thing has shoelaces but no hands.|
Thank goodness there will always be the Colleens of the world who keep us laughing and looking forward to another day.
Oh...and if any future insurance employers should be reading this...I'm just kidding. Insurance ROCKED! You're allowed to lie on your own blog. I'm 100% indemnified.