I transformed the Elliptical into the world's most expensive hanger within a year.
Do I dare try again? Do I make another resolution only to fail? And if I do get back on the proverbial horse, where will I hang all the "in-between" clothes (not quite clean, not quite dirty)?
Fat people problems, I know.
|"I see your cellulite. And I know what size you wear, Fatty."|
But before I start, I've got a few Snickerdoodles to polish off.