Ever since I started blogging, I have been WAITING for this day to arrive. The day where I can say a company recognized my complete allegiance, loyalty, and devotion to them and tapped me to be their national spokeswoman.
I suppose I am not "technically" a national spokeswoman, but I've decided to run with that exact story for this week (along with my being the secret, long-lost love child of Elvis Presley and Princess Grace).
When I originally started spotting the little Poise ads appearing on the BlogHer ad rotation (my blog network), I was over the moon with excitement. After all, I buy Poise and GoodNights--both Kimberly-Clark products--by the barrel. Whenever I laugh, I pee. And I also know a thing or two about GoodNights. When I first started getting my boys to sleep through the night, NOTHING kept sheets quite as dry as GoodNights. I mean it. The rest of the products out there s-u-c-k-e-d. You end up doing gads of laundry every morning and cursing your decision to have children. GoodNights single-handedly saved my sons from being deposited at an orphanage or neighborhood "safe haven."
Anyway, I know pee and the power of Poise. I've cracked a hundred jokes about my reliance on them:
I went through THREE Poise Pads because that movie was so funny!
You are hilarious! I need to go change my Poise pad now.
Oh, STOP. I just put on a fresh Poise!
Do you guys remember that episode of Friends where Joey accidentally appeared in an STD ad and was mortified? When I told my husband that I was doing this Poise program, he had the same reaction. Really? You want the world to know you've got...er....issues?
Hello? My base is moms. Most of us pee ourselves when we reach to turn on a lamp. We've also got a whole assortment of other issues impacting our hormones, freshness, and (shhh) "relations."
So when the nice people at my favorite factory in the whole world sent me some new goodies to check out, I was all over it:
The goods. |
I should proceed here with a certain delicacy that usually escapes me. It's not like I have any pride (have I mentioned I pee myself?). It's just that I do have a husband who was raised with 5 brothers and who panics whenever I say "period" in public. My general candor with things is what will probably one day kill him. Poor guy. He's such a Puritan.
Anyway, the Poise Personal Lubricant? It's nice. And that's all you're going to get from me. You're welcome, Joe.
The Cooling Towelettes are GENIUS. Not only do they help you stay clean and fresh, but they also provide a cooling sensation. This phenomenon could possibly lead to use of that aforementioned lubricant. NOT THAT I'M IMPLYING THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
Gosh, I could use a cigarette right about now.
KIDDING, honey.
The Feminine Wash was very light and had a really nice soapy, slightly fruity smell. I am one of those people who suffers migraines when exposed to over-fragranced products, and I really enjoyed the scent of this product. No headaches whatsoever.
The end result of my little experiment with the new Poise Feminine Wellness line was overwhelmingly positive. I feel super fresh, a bit tingly, and ready to do all kinds of things today (or tonight if you get my gist).
Sorry, Joe.
I tried.
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I sneeze, I pee. I laugh, I pee. Not sure it's worth living this long. (KIDDING!) I guess I should try Poise. It would be more convenient than keeping dry jeans and underwear in my desk drawer at school.
ReplyDeleteThink about 'em, Kirb! Saves a LOT of laundry!
DeleteApproaching life's changes confidently? My major 'change' now is night sweats and I deal with that by turning on the ceiling fan. Maybe I could use the Poise pads on my neck to soak up the sweat?
ReplyDeleteI think you should pitch that idea. Makes perfect sense to me!
DeleteChocolate...that is how I am boldly going where every single other woman has gone before. Oh, and girlfriends...I swear I wouldn't even be able to get my graying head off the pillow without them!
ReplyDeleteGirlfriends, chocolate & 80s hair bands sound like a plan to me! (;
DeleteOn the senior end of this spectrum, we have trouble holding our pee when we can't get to a bathroom easily. Old substitute teachers such as myself do not drink enough water so we will not have an accident--especially if we do not have a key to lock the classroom between classes so we can find a bathroom. So far this has worked for me, but you never know. This my reason we gave up camping because the trek to the bathroom in the middle of the night was just toooo much.
ReplyDeleteI heard a story. A senior lady took a cruise and kept asking for a Scotch with only one drop of water. Finally the bartender wanted to know "why only one drop of water per drink?"
She said, "Son, when you get to be my age, we can hold our liquor, but not our water."
I just noticed. Is Shannon a pseudonym for Marianne? Or is Shannon talking to Joe here?
DeleteHow many writers are there in We Band of Mothers? Who might pop up next?
LOL - LOVE the story! And Shannon is just one of my voices (the kind that puts up my post when I'm on vacation).
DeleteEr...what's the name of that lubricant again? (tries to avoid looking shifty)
ReplyDeleteI've looked shifty for years, Lil. Keeps muggers away.
DeleteOMG.
ReplyDeletePeeing when turning on the lamp?
Its like you live my life.
You are so my soul sister, Kari.
DeleteI'm not crazy about all the side effects of getting older... but... its better than the alternative!
ReplyDelete...but I want to age BACKWARDS!!!
DeleteI feel this is part of life and I'm trying my best to embrace the changes. Thanks so much.
ReplyDeleterickpeggysmith(at)aol(dot)com
Embracing changes seems like a plan to me!
DeleteI tweeted: https://twitter.com/peg42/status/320245237492613121
ReplyDeleteThanks so much.
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I am taking vitamins and evening primrose oil to feel better
ReplyDeleteelena150980@yahoo.com
Maybe I should give that a whirl?
Deletehttps://twitter.com/ElenaIstomina/status/320280937164320768
ReplyDeleteelena150980@yahoo.com
I wake up every day ready and able to tackle new challenges. I love it.
ReplyDeletetamarsweeps-at-gmail-dot-com
Love your attitude!
DeleteI am approaching life's changes confidently by staying healthy and positive, by going on nature walks and eating lots of fruits and vegetables.
ReplyDeleteKellywcu8888ATgmailDOTcom
You may just motivate me!
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With a box of wine and a bag of dark chocolate.... and optimistic self-delusion, of course .
ReplyDeleteNow you're talking my language.
DeleteI'm mostly trudging along and accepting each day as it comes. I'm taking vitamins.
ReplyDeletemami2jcn at gmail dot com
Tell me more about these "vitamins" (wink wink). j/k
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ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/mami2jcn/status/320311791580217345
Think still in a bit of shock I went into early menopause. I had thyroid cancer, had surgery and radiation, then on suppression therapy. Apparently can happen but no Dr. ever said it to me. So just when we were talking about having a 2nd child my body quits an dries up -- literally. In a sad mode right now but trying to find my way out of it confidently right now.
ReplyDeletetvollowit at aol dot com
I'm so sorry to here the big M mucked up plans and thank you for reading over here & sharing.
DeleteStephanie - I also had thyroid issues and the meds to suppress my thyroid also threw me into early menopause. Unfortunately I had yet to have a child, so that's no longer an option at all for me. Life doesn't always pan out the way we imagined, but being alive and healthy is a win.
DeleteI will enter my "afternoon years" with "Serenity" and "Poise". Forget the pride and dignity. Right now I have braces on my teeth, so my focus is on fresh breath as opposed to feminine freshness. Well, maybe that lubricant could be worth checking out-sorry Joe!
ReplyDeleteBTW-every time one of my kids stops up the toilet and I hear that familiar choked gurgle-I think of you and say-"Damn-I gotta get a turbo plunger like Marianne did!"
My plunger ROCKS. Makes menopause totally better. I promise.
DeleteBahaha you really do make me lol... like not just do the internet breathe heavily out of my nose laugh... but actual laughter... you also make freak me the ef out because hey... I don't wanna pee myself after I give birth to hoards of little people... I think you did the world of Poise good lady... let the floodgates of freebies and internet monies open! :) xxx
ReplyDeleteFreebies!! YES!!! Now who's got PIE???
DeleteI'm taking it one day at a time. I figure that it is all a natural process and to try to fight it would be counterproductive.
ReplyDeletePerfect approach (though I'm not quite there yet!).
DeleteI'm pretty relaxed about change. No sense in fighting it, just go with the flow and do your best.
ReplyDeleteRelaxed, huh? Now does wine help??
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I don't pee when I turn the light on - but definitely when I hear running water! I think I'm going to have surgery for this! Or stop doing the dishes
ReplyDeleteI KNEW there was a reason I shouldn't be doing the dishes. Thank you for that!!
DeleteI am trying to face it with a positive attitude and I am taking vitamins.
ReplyDeletereklaw422 at hotmail dot com
Positive attitude? I wish that came in pill form! Thanks for posting!
DeleteI am reading a lot and learning from those who have walked the walk before me.
ReplyDeleteelysesw@aol.com
But what if those who came before you won't talk to you anymore because they walk too fast? Kidding & thanks for posting!
DeleteI just started having hot flashes and night sweats about 6 months ago. And migraines, which are terrible. So far I'm just muddling through and hoping this goes by fast. I need to check these Body Cooling Towelettes out.
ReplyDeleteI've always had migraines, but they are totally getting worse. SUCKS. Thanks for posting & sharing!
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ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/eswright18/status/320635967981617152
I am approaching life's changes with some concern, but I am eating right, getting a bit of exercise, really trying to take care of myself, to make the change easier.
ReplyDeletejslbrown_03 at yahoo dot com
Love the approach. I think I need to improve mine. Thanks for reading!
Delete2nd entry tweet - https://twitter.com/LuLu_Brown24/status/320649734266159107
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By simply rolling with the changes and doing what needs to be done to take care of any problems that come up :)
ReplyDeleteRolling with the changes, huh? I'm going to need a LOT more chocolate and wine. Thanks for visiting!
DeleteI take lots and lots of vitamins, eat lots of veggies, and try to walk at least 10,000 steps each day!
ReplyDeleteskkorman AT bellsouth DOT net
I think I can get onboard with the 1,000 steps. The veggies are a different story. Thanks for commenting!
DeleteTweet: https://twitter.com/skkorman/status/320670434930610176
ReplyDeleteskkorman AT bellsouth DOT net
I'm rolling with the changes I'm going through. I'm trying to eat more healthy and excercise
ReplyDeletes2s2 at comcast dot net
I need to roll more. Thanks for visiting!
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I am fine, so far. I had the night sweats 6 years ago and nothing since other than some light incontinence. I just hit 50 so I am sure the rest of menopause should be hitting me any time now. It's about the age my Mom started going through it. I just hope I handle it as gracefully.
ReplyDeleteThe night sweats SUCK!! I love the word "gracefully." Maybe I should get that tatooed to my knees for a reminder? Probably not so graceful then, right? Thanks for visiting!!
DeleteI tweeted https://twitter.com/2BeFitBy50/status/320731833501380609
ReplyDeleteIf Poise was smart they would hire you as their official spokesperson. I mean, you make the women laugh (until they are crying) and they have to run out and buy more poise because of all of the leaking going on. It's a genius marketing strategy!
ReplyDeleteI KNOW, right? Thanks, Lillian as always for being awesome and so flipping talented! Love you!!
DeleteWell, so far I don't need the.pads, but these products you reviewed all intrigue me. Great review :)
ReplyDeleteI guess I am approaching life's changes by complaining first, then following advice of other women. I'm just starting to deal with some issues and I don't like it one bit!
I go with complaining a lot, too. Don't tell the vitamin and yoga folks, 'kay?
DeleteI'm not quite there yet, but I'm trying to lose weight and eat healthier so that it will be easier when the time comes.
ReplyDeleteHealthy, huh? One of these days I ought to try that. Thanks for visiting!
DeleteI'm not quite there...but I will feel confident knowing there will be help out there with these products!!
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ReplyDeletejust trying to stay healthy
ReplyDeletemy wife takes vitamins and walks
ReplyDeletegabbflabber@live.com
I try to stay consistent with exercise, and I dress in layers for those days when I'm hotter than usual!
ReplyDeletemadelinebrubaker {at} gmail (dot) com
Thanks for visiting!
DeleteTweet link: https://twitter.com/shala_darkstone/status/321775767656734720
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to eat better and work out as much as possible. Sometimes it's so difficult, and things come up, but I'm still trying! lol
ReplyDeleteWork out? Does that involve moving? I really need to study up on this stuff. Thanks for visiting!
DeleteLove the attitude & thanks for stopping by!
ReplyDeleteI'm not there yet and hopefully won't be for awhile, but I hope to face it the same way I do other big changes in life with a little bit of humor and a lot of love from those around me. onefrugalgirl AT gmail DOT com
ReplyDeleteHumor is the way to go! Thanks for visiting!
DeleteBy accepting life as it is and looking for positives
ReplyDeleteThanks! Janna JOhnson jannajanna@hotmail.com janna@feedyourpig on gfc
I keep up with daily exercises and have balanced meals to prepare for life's changes.
ReplyDeleteGreat advice - thanks for posting!
Delete-https://twitter.com/tcarolinep/status/322566901538635778
ReplyDeleteextra sleep and positive affirmations! scg00387 at yahoo dot com
ReplyDeleteTell me more of this "extra sleep" of which you speak! Thanks for visiting!
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ReplyDeleteI'm approaching them with the knowledge that I've enjoyed life so far, so what if it gets a bit more complicated as I age :)
ReplyDeleteExercise helps.
Ah..."complications." The plot thickens. Thanks for visiting & posting!
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I always tell myself" We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us" stay positive
ReplyDeletemerleandtina@yahoo.com
Great attitude - thanks for popping in!
Deletehttps://twitter.com/HappyTina0115/status/322830696357961728
ReplyDeletemerleandtina@yahoo.com
life changes are inevitable so all you can do is deal with it!
ReplyDeletedebbiebellows (at) gmail (dot) com
Good point - thanks for stopping by!
Deletei tweeted here:
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Tried a trampoline lateley??? Now that's a whole other problem - might need the goodnights for that:) I adjust, what other option is there!?
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tweeted: https://twitter.com/KerryBishop/status/323553486782488579
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By embracing it....what else can we do??
ReplyDeleteI am not sure how it happened, but despite having given birth to four children, I have somehow managed to escape both the pee problem and hemorrhoids. In talking with other mothers over the years, I realize I am a very lucky aberration in both things. I hope we can still be friends. ;)
ReplyDeletei have zip right through Menopaus with little problems. Knowledge and attitude is te secret.
ReplyDeleteI';m through already - keeping your sense of humor helps :)
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https://twitter.com/LAMusing/status/324643144559915008
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I am trying to handle it the best that I can. I have a sister who went through it early due to cancer treatment. My mother had 7 kids and she doesn't really remember things about that too well because she still had young children. I have not had children and I had some health issues in the past that cause me not to be able to take HRT. I do go to my doctor when I feel that something is odd. I actually do acupuncture too (it has helped). I take it each day at a time.
ReplyDeleteAs I approach 40, I'm getting more exercise and more calcium in my diet.
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I am approaching forty with a giddy feeling of freedom. So what, I might need a Poise pad sometimes. I'm having more fun with makeup and clothes and jewelry because I'm buying what I LIKE instead of what's trendy. I can please me and not just try to please others!
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I had to experience life's changes earlier than I expected to. I had to have a total hysterectomy in my early 40's and it was difficult at first. I've found with my diet, vitamins, and supplements I can can keep the hot flashes and mood swings at bay.
ReplyDeleteMy tweet url is: https://twitter.com/VestaJMason/status/326864098203684866
ReplyDeleteOne moment at a time. The only way I know how.
ReplyDeletegmissycat at yahoo dot com
Tweeted here
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/gmissycat/status/326995836351438850
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with lots of exercise, fresh fruit and veggies and lots of laughter, tracietrump@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteI'm doing one day at a time and learning what I can about menopause.
ReplyDeleteMCantu1019 at aol dot com
I realize that attitude is all about how you approach things in life and I am approaching change with a sense of excitement about this new phase of my life
ReplyDeleteteechbiz at gmail dot com
here's the link for my tweet:
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/thriftymaven/status/327529807241965569
teechbiz at gmail dot com
ReplyDeleteI have decided to embrace any changes that come my way figuring I've lived good and hard and I can take it and keep on ticking.
I tweeted:
https://twitter.com/sufferngal/status/327846661684600832
This is all great, but what about my farting? I mean, at what point is someone going to come and save me from myself with the toots?
ReplyDeleteI'm just trying to age gracefully. And by gracefully I mean without having a mental breakdown daily. In public.
I'm embracing it "warmly' especially at night-but am actually really enjoying my life now.
ReplyDeleteDiane Baum
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I’m bracing myself for the upcoming changes by trying to exercise and take my vitamins daily. I’m really trying to do better and stay healthy since I'm over 40.
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https://twitter.com/disneyfan40/status/328318644947918848
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I Tweeted:
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I take each day at a time and try to adjust to the changes!
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just trying to make it through another day, would say very confidently - regnod(at)yahoo(d0t)com
ReplyDeleteI'm well past menopause, Arthur Itis is my new companion and I pee my pants frequently.
ReplyDeleteHow did I approach these changes? I still have my sense of humor. (My children weren't happy with all my mood swings though)
willitara [at] gmail [dot] com
Tweet - https://twitter.com/willitara/status/328744595162808321
ReplyDeletewillitara [at] gmail [dot] com
I've grown to accept that my body has changed, but it has created so many things!
ReplyDeleteonecheaplady@yahoo.com
by eating better and taking vitamin daily
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/purplelover04/status/328883988892622849
ReplyDeletepurple_lover_04 at msn dot com
I have been losing weight after getting off my meds for my Lupus! I am working out and eating right (MOST of the time. ;D).
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I'm honestly not very confident with all lifes changes at this time but I try to stay positive and focused and my family and life passions to keep me motivated.
ReplyDeletelisalmg25 at gmail dot com
I Tweeted: https://twitter.com/lisalmg/status/328936797021302784
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I'm treating my body right now for when change comes later!!
ReplyDeletemonicamezaa@yahoo.com
I just try to remember that there’s something to be learned from every experience.
ReplyDeletephall0106 at yahoo dot com
I too and just taking it as it comes. I try to maintain a healthy lifestyle and love myself as I am.
ReplyDeleteI am just taking it as it comes. I try to maintain a healthy lifestyle and love myself as I am.
ReplyDeleteI'm so tired of hoping this month is the last...I've lost my confidence in getting through this. I love Poise pads. I switched to using Poise pads when my period was really heavy. I haven't tried the cooling wipes yet, but I do look forward to trying them.
ReplyDeletemendyd15 at yahoo dot com
By rolling with the punches! Or should I say, bites? I'm a breastfeeding momma and my 7 (almost 8) month old son has 7 teeth...YEEEOUCH! Ha
ReplyDelete-Ashley Marie Morrissey
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ReplyDelete-Ashley Marie Morrissey
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i don't mind aging, too much. of course, my bladder is the size of a kidney bean, but luckily, i always find a restroom, in time! lol
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Just go with it.
ReplyDeleteHaha dont need them yet but I'll keep them in mind ;)
ReplyDeleterachelmarietravis at gmail dot com
Stay positive and go with the flow
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ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/buzz8/status/329225223335456768
I'm taking it one day at a time
ReplyDeleteI try to keep a smile and my head held high remember to keep a positive attitude
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ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/carolina_blu_/status/329254944341385216
I am not confident at all. Every day seems to bring more changes and I have yet to hit 40 (that comes in August)! I will say that I am not happy about it. ugh LOL
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I tweeted here: https://twitter.com/MsTofuFairy/status/329260364296511488
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I'm exercising as much as possible and learning to deal with the fact that not everything is under my control.
ReplyDeletepokergrl8 at gmail.com
https://twitter.com/aes529/status/329275951928184832
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I am trudging along in some areas especially with my body changing and metabolism slowing
ReplyDeletetbarrettno1 at gmail dot com
Kegal exercises to try to strength bladder muscle
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I'm handling it with confidence one day at a time...so far night sweats are my biggest issue
ReplyDeleteI am embracing the changes and just going with it! Life has it's ups and downs, it's what you do that makes it fun!
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/slehan/status/329324071944859648
ReplyDeleteslehan at juno dot com
I had every menopause symptom to the extreme - wish these products had been available then! So now that I'm past that, I love getting older. Stop worrying about it and enjoy all the benefits.
ReplyDeletemybeachylife at gmail dot com
Try to watch what I eat and eat healthier.
ReplyDeleteAs I get older I am eating better and exercising more.
ReplyDeleterounder9834 @yahoo.com
https://twitter.com/thomasmurphy40/status/329409596907216898
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