Instead of banishing them to their rooms or refusing to ever drive them anywhere ever again, I'm rebutting their claims with photographic evidence to the contrary. Consider this Exhibit A in my future defense against charges that I ruined their lives.
Rides on "The El"
Sheer and Utter Exhaustion
I may just decide to request an essay from each of them on why their mother is the most noble and self-sacrificing person to have every lived. Right after I finish this Miller Lite that is.