Still, my super-sized sons wreaked so much havoc on my uterus that I was medically cut off at 3 boys. Don't get me wrong, I am grateful. But somewhere in my mind, little Sean and Michael will always be missing at the dinner table (or even little Riley or Margaret or Emily because it's not like I wouldn't have loved them).
I've tried to talk my husband into adopting a couple more kids. His response?
No. We're good.
So when my doorbell rang last night and I spied a car zipping away, I thought that maybe this was it...finally, an abandoned baby left on my doorstep to love and cherish all of my days.
When I opened the door, I instead found this:
Feel free to marvel at the glorious poo-colored carpet. |
I've already checked with my usual suspects of people who drop funny things off on my door, and nobody has yet to fess up.
On the bright side, it is a boy.
That's awesome! Yet another reason why "front porch" is on my list of house must-haves.
ReplyDelete(Sadly, it wasn't me. :)
I'm confused, I thought that at Christmas time Santa went around giving gifts but now a month early he himself is the gift.
ReplyDeleteWe enjoy telling our second boy of two that we were hoping for a girl, her name was going to be Chelsie Ann.
I was going to admit that I drove all the way to your place to give you the gift that keeps on giving but that would have confused the real giver, so pretend this sentence didn't happen. I think you have set yourself up for future new boy deliveries, its kinda like a stork thing.
Marianne
ReplyDeleteYou better change your address.
SF
Well that certainly beats a burning bag of poop, right?
ReplyDeleteDoes it play music? That would be the ULTIMATE!!
ReplyDeleteSkwishee - Oh - don't limit yourself. Front porch or back porch or driveway...you've got lots of options!
ReplyDeleteesbboston - I'm confused, too!
SF - Why? It's starting to feel like every day is Christmas around here. (;
Ali - burning poop? Do people really do that. Should I be scared?
Sara - no music, but it moves! I shot a video, but I filmed it sideways so I didn't post it.