You can use the attached photo for your blog. Thanks!
The Donny.com Team
Please email firstname.lastname@example.org - do not reply to this message!
If you carefully analyze the subtext of the email, one can only interpret the words as a clear and focused declaration. The message?
Donny Osmond loves me.
Seriously..."do not reply to this message?" That's code for call me.
It's so obvious.
I'm beginning to understand why celebrities have security details and continue to lobby congress for better anti-stalking legislation.
So here's the photo that "Team Donny" sent me which I can apparently use as often as I want on the blog. You'll be getting to know this image well. I can write about Donny Osmond forever. Him and my driveway.