- Our 7-years-late honeymoon
- Joe's 40th birthday
- My 29th birthday (give or take a decade)
|I'm too tired to re-take the picture without my thumb in the way, but that last item is "Excedrin Migraine."|
I told Joe to add tweezers when we checked into our room and I peered into one of those mirrors where you can inspect the colonies of dirt living in your pores. I noticed my eyebrows were growing together and required immediate handling, hence the tweezers:
|Seriously, why make a person feel this bad about themselves on purpose?|
Give me until tomorrow to decide.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless your wife has a blog.