Somewhere, Ann Landers is rolling over in her grave.
Click here for my first (and probably last) attempt at an advice column in today's Chicago Parent.
I'm the mom who prepares kids for picture day by wiping dried Pop Tarts off their chins and agreeing to stained ties from First Communion. The sweater, by the way, is six years old and two sizes too small.
When taking advice, always consider the source.