Each year, the school provides canvas bags to bring notices and artwork back and forth from school.
Why, yes. I did draw that football. I am an artistic genius. |
Obviously the economy is suffering. There have been cuts to education. For the record, I would have been happy to buy my son a book bag, but the school prefers the ease of these open totes to quickly disseminate information.
Joey's Ziploc-sized school bag has been lost countless times this year. It gets mixed in with other small items from our house like paper clips and Dixie Cups. I've sent Joey to school with Jack's old bag more often than not because I can't find Joey's in time for the bus.
Because of this, several moms at the school have now taken to calling Joey by his brother's name. My youngest is having an identity crisis. He asks me weekly if his name is really "Jack." He wonders aloud where his "lost Joey" has gone.
I smile, pat him on the had, and call him "Dan."
Yup. Those therapy bills are going to be huge.
All I can think of is that you are Uncle Charley and you should just rename all of them Robbie, Chip and Ernie. Then, of course, you have the "lost" Mike.
ReplyDeleteThat's me. And I've always felt as though I was missing a "Mike" (proposed name for child #4 that never came along).
DeleteAt least we now know which child you love more. Hahahaha-snicker-hohohoheheha
ReplyDeleteShhhhhh. Don't get me in trouble, ESB!
DeleteOoooh, a football! I thought it was a venus fly trap...you are one Sharpie away from solving this problem, you know that right?
ReplyDeleteOnly you, Andrea! I don't see it. But I could never do "Magic Eye" either.
DeleteYou are a terrible mother. :)
ReplyDeleteWhy yes. Yes I am.
DeleteWell you can't let him go off to the therapist with nothing to talk about!
ReplyDeleteThat's right!
DeleteYou're talking to a woman whose giant purse to carry all her crap in has increase her chiropractor visits ten fold.
ReplyDeleteWe need to compare purses someday! Do you have the permanent should-dent from yours, too?
DeleteLove it!!!! Could you just maybe take white-out over the "-ack" in Jack's name? Then it would say "J. Walsh" and that would work.
ReplyDeleteI know, I am Virgo. I notice these things. It's a gift. :)
best,
MOV
I knew I could count on you, MOV!
DeleteI love the football what a cute bag now Joey needs his decorated LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking an "On Strike" sign?
Deletewow. If that's not a sign of the times, I don't know what is. so unfortunate :(
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading, Katie!
Deletehehe, lovely post Marianne :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Julie.
DeleteSo funny. Subsequent kids rarely get new things, do they? I was the baby and I had all kinds of things passed down, with alterations to make them work. That's why I'm so well-adjusted today. :-)
ReplyDeleteI was #3 and I think it worked out well for me, too!
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