One Chicago mom's attempt to keep an accurate log so her kids will have something helpful to show the therapists.
haha..might be true! the stuff kids tell their teachers is sometimes pretty brutal...hope they are back to school SOON!!!
Thanks, Annmarie! Things are looking for good for a return Monday (fingers crossed!).
FUNNY! I taught that boy well!!!!
Yes you did, Mrs. Colleen!
LOL this is so funny and cute I think you need to find a diversion before they go back like a trip to the zoo or library??? I hope it gets back on track soon for you all ;]
We had a good compromise day yesteray. They had swimming, I had tennis, and Joe wasn't working so a certain blogger was MUCH happier. (: (: (:
This is funny!! I hope the strike ends soon!
It's looking good! I hope! Or I'll be heading to the liquor store Monday. Kidding (mostly).
OH MY GOSH!How they out us!!
I doubt the teachers will ask the kids about what they did. I'm sure there are a lot of moms just like you. Me? I would've called on of those ambitious moms doing 'home school' and asked her if I could send my kids over.
I was thinking about it (some moms offered). But I felt too guilty having other moms handle it (even though I have no patience for teaching kids math). So instead, there was a lot of cello, violin and piano practice instead. It counts, right?
Why the "lite"? Sheesh. Make the rest of us look bad.
Sorry - only until after I fit into a bridesmaid dress this November, then it's back to regular!
I am dying!!!!! So Great!!! Hey, do I see a future in Alcohol Marketing & Design for Jack?I told my 5 year old daughter that we were going to stop off at her uncles but "we weren't going to stay long enough for her to play with my niece". Her response?"But we might stay a little long Mommy, because you always say that but then you, well, you know. You start talking and you have some drink of wine or something" - (she thinks all Alcohol is wine) Best little artwork I have seen all day. If my daughter colored a margarita cup for me, that would be hangin in my kitchen. You so need to frame that Marianne! ;)
JR - Your 5 yr old has your number! Glad to supply a laugh!
Thank you for the big-ole snort laugh. In the Blogger preview, it only shows the top half of the picture and it looks like a penis. I absolutely HAD to click over to see what this was all about. Love it.
I didn't realize that until after you pointed it out! No better marketing than a little scandalous preview!
This is hilarious! HILARIOUS! Plus, I'm feeling thirsty. Let's hope school starts soon so you don't end up in the Principal's office.
Thanks, Lillian. Strike until Tuesday (at least that's the rumor). Mike's for everyone!!
This is exactly why I discourage creativity in my children.
Hilarious! I cackled out loud at this.
I love a good cackle! Thanks for reading!
Looks like the strike is over! I suggest you wrap your bottles with nice wrapping paper from now on!!
Ah...you may be onto something!
OMG so funny! Kids are cute
...and perhaps a little too honest?
Too funny, but beware, they will out you in therapy.Mom's very proud of the the week she went on strike. I keep asking her "which week?"