Saturday, August 4, 2012

Keeping this One to Myself

I hate dream stories.

You know what I mean.  One of your friends opens with "I had the strangest dream," and you're stuck listening to their adventures in outer space.  Or how they got locked in the grocery store naked.  Or how they thought they were pregnant with octuplets.

I'm guilty of this myself.  I can see the boredom in my friends' eyes before I start providing extensive detail about something that never even happened.

Why do we do this?

So I'm not going to bore you with my really weird dream last night.  Instead, I'll just tell you that if dreams are really our alternate universe, I am bad-ass.

And I fly.

And my real name is Vix-Tar.
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12 comments:

  1. UnknownAugust 4, 2012 at 12:55 PM

    Dear Vix-Tar,

    You are awesome. I hope if your alternative universe is the real alternative universe that I can fly too!

    Am I the only one who kind of likes hearing other peoples dreams?

    Your Pal,

    Lily

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    1. MarianneAugust 4, 2012 at 9:19 PM

      Lily - I think you were there! And you could TOTALLY fly! I'm glad someone likes hearing dream stories. I wasn't sure if people like you even existed.

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  2. Crack You WhipAugust 4, 2012 at 1:14 PM

    I'm not one who likes to listen to dreams, though I must admit you sound so awesome in yours. My dreams aren't cool at all.

    Go Vix-tar go!

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    1. MarianneAugust 4, 2012 at 9:19 PM

      Thanks, Crack! We'll get you some Ambien and I guarantee your dreams will be WAY better!

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  3. JessicaAugust 4, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    Lol... Nice. I make sure to only ever bother my husband with my weird dreams. But he thinks most of them should be made into movies, so the rest of the world is really missing out.

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  4. AndreaAugust 4, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    You'll recognize me right away in bizarro world, as my teeth are usually falling out!

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    1. MarianneAugust 4, 2012 at 9:20 PM

      I HATE those kinds of dreams. Very troublesome. That and my hair falling out and being unable to move.

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    2. Julie HutchinsonAugust 5, 2012 at 7:54 AM

      I'm always dreaming about my teeth falling out! They say it's indecision...I think...

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  5. ElleAugust 5, 2012 at 6:26 AM

    The Chef LOVES my dream stories... well at least he says he does... hmm... :) Love Elle xo

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    1. MarianneAugust 5, 2012 at 10:20 AM

      Do you include illustrations in your dream descriptions, because I'd totally listen, too!

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  6. Kyla @ Mommys WeirdAugust 6, 2012 at 10:00 AM

    My Mom always says this. Maybe that is why I "dig" you!

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