Sadly, I cannot cook or scrapbook. I burn Pop Tarts. I also have a hard time opening a bottle of Elmer's Glue. And when it comes to my ability to keep houseplants alive?
Why, some would suggest I am a serial killer.
This leads me to my all-time favorite anti-hero, Dexter. Because I'm too cheap to subscribe to Showtime, I have bought most of my seasons online, used, and courtesy of Ebay. Yet based on the following clip, I do not know if I can wait the whole extra year to see what goes down this season.
For those who aren't familiar with the program, Dexter is a sociopath and serial-killer raised by a foster-father who also happens to be a policeman. The father, recognizing Dexter's "tendencies" early on, basically grooms him to be a conscientious and thorough killer.
That is, the father teaches him to only kill bad guys.
Season 7 premiers September 30th. I'm now left wondering what I can cut out of the family budget in order to add Showtime to our cable bill.
Are new shoes really necessary for the boys? And how many years of piano am I expected to pay for anyway? It's also probably safe to assume that Joey's recent fever isn't strep, right? I should go ahead and cancel that pediatrician appointment tomorrow.
The attached preview is not for the faint of heart or anyone looking to watch the series from the beginning. It is graphic in nature. My mom, the registered nurse, was sure to comment after watching Season One:
That show is just too gory for me.