Came across this while cleaning today:
Today is Friday, April 27th, 2012.
By Jack
Telling the truth means that you are telling people what you did wrong.
If you tell the truth, people might be nice to you.
I'll be sure to keep Jack away from House.
Everybody lies.
'Cept me, that is.
Yeah, me neither.
ReplyDelete"The car smells like fries? Hmm. That's so weird. Maybe it's from last week."
"Am I eating chocolate? No. No, it's broccoli. Want some?"
"Telling the truth means that you are telling people what you did wrong."
ReplyDeleteHe will never be a politician
"Maybe people will be nice to you"...I hope they are to inspire him (possibly not to tell everything he might think he did wrong)
ReplyDeleteJewels - Ha! I'm stealing the broccoli line.
ReplyDeleteMaplewood - Bite your tongue. He's gunning for alderman in 2037.
Andrea - I loved his definition of truth. Don't let the essay fool you, though. The kid lies like a rug.