The thing I love most about Mother's Day is the haul. I LOVE presents:
The thing about Mother's Day that leaves me a little confounded is my children's depiction of me. Based on Danny's latest Mother's Day profile, I am some kind of pizza-downing, ping-pong playing wack job who likes to TAN. Yes. Danny listed my #1 hobby as TANNING.
For the record, I haven't played ping pong since 1992. And I've had an aversion to pizza (which is actually Joe's favorite food) since my first pregnancy. Lastly, I don't tan.
I'm sensing my oldest child is looking to land a few soft blows as payback for all those extra hours of piano practice I've been inflicting lately.
But he did get a couple things right.
I love him very much.
And my name is Marianne.