But this weekend?
The amount of satire, humor, and silliness is so overwhelming, I may well die.
On a positive note, I was crowned Queen of BlogHer on the Expo floor this past Friday. I do not know if the title is official or not, or if the model/beauty queen/tradeshow spokeswoman was sanctioned by the Beauty Pageant Rulers of America, but I accept my responsibilities nonetheless. Crown and all.
|My platform is world peace and Nutella for everyone.|
Sadly, I lost the sash on the Expo floor along with one of my free bottles of personal lubricant given to me by the Trojan company.
Once I am able to make sense of all this, I will definitely share more. But in the meantime, if anyone finds a bottle resembling the one below, please let me know:
|My husband's response: "Were you at BlogHer or EXXXOTICA 2013?"|
To be continued....