Friday, June 21, 2013

You Thought Your Morning Was Bad?

There is no better way to start your day than looking out the back deck only to find a dismembered fireman lying there:

Aren't joggers always supposed to find the dead bodies??  I'm practically a sloth. 

At least that's what I thought until my own fireman heard me scream and explained that his house had two fires the other night and he was simply drying out his gear from all the water.

It's going to be a three Xanax kinda day.
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18 comments:

  1. Carol Noren JohnsonJune 21, 2013 at 10:21 AM

    Hope it doesn't rain on your deck and that he can have some time off.

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  2. AndreaJune 21, 2013 at 11:30 AM

    Eeeeeeyikes! You might need some Rumchata too! (Boom! 2 fine companies)

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  3. andi filanteJune 21, 2013 at 2:12 PM

    Whoa...I'm definitely dedicating one of my bottles of wine this evening to you.

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  4. Larissa T.June 21, 2013 at 2:55 PM

    Oh goodness. Would've freaked me out too. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

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    1. MarianneJune 25, 2013 at 4:10 PM

      I gotta tell ya, I WAS wide awake after this one!

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  5. Tina@WhatWeKeepJune 22, 2013 at 2:12 PM

    LOL! Poor Mar! That is a freaky site.

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    1. MarianneJune 25, 2013 at 4:11 PM

      He's trying to kill me, Tina. Pass it on. ;)

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  6. DebbieJune 23, 2013 at 10:43 PM

    Whoa! I had to take a second look. That's not a sight you want to see on your deck first thing in the morning. I'm not sure what time would be a good time but I know it's definitely not first thing in the morning.

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    1. MarianneJune 25, 2013 at 4:12 PM

      I had to do a triple take. If this was an "accidental" prank, I'd hate to think what he has in store for April Fool's!

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  7. UnknownJune 24, 2013 at 11:06 AM

    The legs and the feet...they look like they have a body in them. I would have screamed too!

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    1. MarianneJune 25, 2013 at 4:13 PM

      That was my point! I was all "What's with the boots? Why are they IN the pants?" He had some lame excuse about keeping everything together. MEN.

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  8. UnknownJune 24, 2013 at 3:42 PM

    Oh dear! Speaking of firemen, we had some at our house just yesterday. Good time!

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  9. Marianne (Mare) Baker BallJune 30, 2013 at 9:28 PM

    Oh my, what a fright! I had to look twice. Glad your hubby is in one piece. :-)

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  10. AnonymousJuly 1, 2013 at 4:55 PM

    Is that the origin of Joes enchanting musk? with notes of alabaster and a toasted woody finish

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