Friday, June 21, 2013

You Thought Your Morning Was Bad?

There is no better way to start your day than looking out the back deck only to find a dismembered fireman lying there:

Aren't joggers always supposed to find the dead bodies??  I'm practically a sloth. 

At least that's what I thought until my own fireman heard me scream and explained that his house had two fires the other night and he was simply drying out his gear from all the water.

It's going to be a three Xanax kinda day.

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  1. Hope it doesn't rain on your deck and that he can have some time off.

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  2. Eeeeeeyikes! You might need some Rumchata too! (Boom! 2 fine companies)

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    1. Nicely played, Andrea. Nicely played.

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  3. Whoa...I'm definitely dedicating one of my bottles of wine this evening to you.

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  4. Oh goodness. Would've freaked me out too. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

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    1. I gotta tell ya, I WAS wide awake after this one!

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  5. LOL! Poor Mar! That is a freaky site.

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    1. He's trying to kill me, Tina. Pass it on. ;)

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  6. Whoa! I had to take a second look. That's not a sight you want to see on your deck first thing in the morning. I'm not sure what time would be a good time but I know it's definitely not first thing in the morning.

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    1. I had to do a triple take. If this was an "accidental" prank, I'd hate to think what he has in store for April Fool's!

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  7. The legs and the feet...they look like they have a body in them. I would have screamed too!

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    1. That was my point! I was all "What's with the boots? Why are they IN the pants?" He had some lame excuse about keeping everything together. MEN.

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  8. Oh dear! Speaking of firemen, we had some at our house just yesterday. Good time!

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    1. Oh no, Danelle! Hope everything's okay!

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  9. Oh my, what a fright! I had to look twice. Glad your hubby is in one piece. :-)

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  10. Is that the origin of Joes enchanting musk? with notes of alabaster and a toasted woody finish

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