I asked for some ideas from my Facebook crowd, and choices were narrowed down to toothbrushes, toilet paper, or copies of my book.
I headed to Target for some Charmin. Then I spotted these:
Yet I couldn't pull the trigger. Even I couldn't be that cruel.
So I revisited the toothbrush idea:
That didn't feel right either. Going from boxes of candy to oral care instruments? I was practically a representative for the American Dental Association.
I debated and stewed for hours. The kids will be waking up shortly. I've prepared a variety of selections to choose from, including Valentine's Day cards with squares of toilet paper taped to each one:
There's a crappy metaphor in here somewhere, but I'm just too tired to find it. No matter.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!