Andrea from Maybe it's Just Me and I got to talking a while back about using our writing powers for good and not for evil. We discussed how often people complain about every little thing, and how infrequently people say nice, funny things. After all, didn't our mothers teach us that you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar?
Why anyone would want to catch flies is beyond me, but whatever.
So in the spirit of spreading happiness and promoting competition, Andrea and I came up with "The Contest." It was a way to improve our writing skills, possibly score free swag, and decide once and for all that most dire of questions:
Who is funnier?
THE CONTEST
1. The rules
We would each select one of our favorite products on a weekly basis and write a letter. The letter had to be over-the-top funny and ask for absolutely nothing in return. We had to actually use and enjoy the product we were writing about. Yet every response was given a point value.
If the company called or sent a letter = 1 point
If the company sent a coupon = 2 points
If the company sent actual product, voucher for product, or gift card = 5 points
Let me tell you, Andrea and I looked forward to checking our mailboxes with the passion of a thousand suburban moms with too much time on their hands. We were STOKED.
2. The outcome
Each week, starting next Friday, Andrea and I will post our letters, the results, and our current point totals. You will be amazed and dazzled by the outright lunacy displayed in scoring $1.00 off coupons.
And more.
SO much more.
Like quite possibly the motherload of swag.
So please stay tuned, place your wagers, and find out who is:
THE ULTIMATE PATRONIZER
To be continued.....
I heart you.
ReplyDeleteI love you more. Mostly because you have a pool. ;)
DeleteWait? What? This was to be about who was funnier? I swear you just edited that in. Thank goodness I didn't bet my house (searching for white flag...tp on a popsicle stick might have to do!)
ReplyDeleteTotally added it in. Rule #1 of playing with Marianne: SHE CHEATS. duh.
DeleteFor real...that is in italics for crying out loud. i didn't agree to anything in italics!!!
ReplyDeleteAgain: See Rule #1.
DeleteExcept the end part because that was in all caps making it seem important!
ReplyDeleteMarketing background in play there.
DeleteI LOVE This and can't wait to follow along to see the responses. Is it too late to join in on the fun? Sounds like a great idea.
ReplyDeleteHey there - we started about a year ago, so you may be at a severe disadvantage. But hope springs eternal! ;)
DeleteMy Fridays just got better! Can't wait to read!
ReplyDeleteYou're totally gonna love this. Fer real.
DeleteCan't wait! I always snort at Andrea's comments here. But no more than I snort at you, Mar. Honest!
ReplyDeleteI AM pretty snortable.
DeleteI just ready about this over on Andrea's blog and I cannot wait for this series to begin! Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteheh heh. This is going to be SO much fun!!
DeleteAndrea and Marianne,
ReplyDeleteI might read,
But it's not my speed
To be in a contest,
Is not my best
Use of time
But I think you are fine.
Hugs,
Carol
Wait 'til you see the results .... SO much fuN!
DeleteYAY!!!!!!! I love both you and Andrea!!! (No, that wasn't self-serving...I mean the OTHER Andrea.) Can't wait!!
ReplyDelete-andi
(or Andrea #2)
Andrea #2...I'm coming for you one day. I have limitless projects in my brain...stupid ADHD just gets in the way.
DeleteCan't wait!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Julie!!
DeleteOMG you AND Andrea??
ReplyDeleteITS LIKE THE BLOGOVERSE IS EXPLODING!!!
I cannot wait for this.
RIGHT???
DeleteNext time, I am playing!
ReplyDeleteDEAL.
DeleteThis! I'm just in love with this! Just read all of the installments. You're amazing Marianne..That's all.
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