|Taken at the Oak Lawn Children's Museum|
And the second-most watched Grammys?
That would be 2013.
So based on the evidence before you, it is clear that Michael Jackson was never the root cause of that ratings bonanza. It was all me. I am apparently the ultimate decider on what kind of ratings the Grammys get. If I watch? All bets are off.
If those Grammy people were smart, I should expect to receive my formal invitation in the mail next year.
Now who wants to design my gown? I'm thinking floor-length with lots of bling.
Maybe even a tiara.