Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend I'm a farmer:
But then I remember I have allergies, I hate the outdoors, and hard physical labor sucks.
So instead, I go to Parent-Teacher conferences in the big city and write about having to sign a form explaining concussions in case my child is injured during his after-school activity.
Which is CHESS by the way. Apparently those chess kids can be brutal.
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