This should be pretty self-explanatory:
Now combine several pina coladas with a trip to the beach, Lego-Land, a Sox game, and our awesome family visiting from Texas, and I knew you'd understand, loyal reader.
But never fear. Those tasty coconut concoctions have provided a wealth of literary inspiration that will be appearing shortly.
And when I say "literary inspiration," I mean stuff that I think is really funny after several super-sized pina coladas.