---------------------------
Dear
Sir/Madam,
I could seriously love Dean Dairy Products until the cows came home.
Sorry. I can’t help myself sometimes.
But
I guess that’s a moo point.
Anyway,
I have three boys who devour milk by the pint, quart, and gallon. These same
three boys are also cursed with a mom not exactly known for her skills in the
kitchen. In fact, there have been many nights when the choice is given between
eating something home-made or pouring a bowl of cereal and milk. Guess what the
kids pick? Like every time.
Which
brings me back to why I love Dean Dairy Products.
As
a reasonably-priced healthy staple of our daily lives, Dean milk is a
godsend. I use it in lieu of coffee
creamer. It is also such a better option than sugary drinks. It even counteracts the negative impact of
salt (which I firmly believe is why I have super-low blood pressure). Best of all?
It comes in chocolate.
Anyway,
I truly appreciate Dean Dairy Products.
Please keep up the good work and keep churning out the very best! We promise to keep drinking it, until…you
know….the cows come home.
Sincerely,
Marianne Walsh
----------------------------------------------
Well, clearly you didn't milk it enough.
ReplyDelete-andi
LOL. Nicely played.
DeleteIt's probably just taking the cow a reaaaaaalllly long time to walk to your house!
ReplyDeleteI THOUGHT I heard some moo-ing.
DeleteI AM BANNING MILK FROM NOW ON.
ReplyDeleteNo I am not.
BUT ITS A GOOD THOUGHT.
Too much sacrifice. Dude. I need shakes.
DeleteAwww! Boo to the Moo!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Damn Bessie.
DeleteI love milk. They should have sent you coupons and a thank you note.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
And a milkshake.
DeleteAll those cows take a long time for Farmer Stan to milk. His wife, Martha, handles all correspondence, and she's summering on Martha's Vineyard.
ReplyDeleteWITH THE KENNEDYS???
Delete