Saturday, March 22, 2014

The Totally True Text

Joe:  I'm getting off early today from work.

Marianne:  Okay.  Thanks for the warning, I'll get my boyfriend out of here ASAP.

Joe:  Do I need to check under the bed when I get home?

Marianne:  Nah.  I usually just hide him in the pantry.

Joe:  NOT WITH MY FOOD.

Marianne:  Jackass.

13 comments:

  1. Haha! I love texting my husband, but my kids would need therapy if they ever read them.

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  2. Noooo, not in there, he could steal your boxtops AND Kellogg's codes!

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  3. Funny. Did Joe take HUMOR 101 from you or does he come by it naturally?

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    1. Don't tell him I said this, but he's actually a LOT funnier than I am!

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  4. I s'ppose if 'Not Without My Daughter' could be a movie title, then 'Not With My Food' could be another.

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  5. So its okay if he is hiding anywhere but the pantry??

    betty

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  6. Hehehe...what Julie said. I'm considering a quick trip to Texas to visit my best childhood friend. Phil texts, "just don't do a Thelma and Louise and "xxxx" Brad Pitt while you're down there."

    Right. Like I'd pass up that opportunity.

    -andi

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  7. At least he has a good sense of humor!!!

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